So I was thinking about how barbaric these laws are against the womens, how they have to marry their rapists, and be tied to them forever, isn't that evil?
But then I got to thinking, "Hey, wait a minute, I gots 3 womens that lied about being on the pill, and now my time and my paycheck is forever tied to these skanks (who refused to get their business taken care of) for 18+ years!"
Why don't atheists feel sorry for me? I live under a barbaric system like the Israelites, where I must be chained to lying women who decieved me, fat ugly women who I'd never take home to my mother, women who lied about being on the pill just to trap me and get money from me.
How is my situation different from the mean Old Testament laws about women being forced to marry their rapist, a rapist who probably raped to get a dowry in the first place!
Well, atheists? Why do you wail over the Old Testament, but then give me the finger? I bet if you lived in the Old testament times you'd be the people who gave the women who got screwed out a "princess perfect life" the finger too, huh?
You think it's my "Princess perfect life" to be trapped into getting my wages garnished by womens who lied about being on the pill? Why don't you feel sorry for me? Why don't you support my right to demand that my child get sucked up by a hitmans vacuum cleaner?
"You should have worn a condom"
"You shouldn't have dressed that way."
BLAME THE VICTIM! Is that your moral compass, atheists?